antijokechicken

"god damn america"

"its in the bible"

fuck

this president

weak

bitch

fuck your constitution

I am the law

why can't i just get an oscar for being black

like martin luther king promised?

vote for obama they said

things would get better they said

there is nothing to fear except

a marxist in the white house

Has Had His Heart Broken by everybody he has ever loved

Loves as many people as he can anyway

stick it in

or i'll tell your wife you stuck it in

Maybe your son Michael Brown wouldn't have become a criminal if you hadn't been absent for most of his life

but that's none of my business

If you want the government to pay your medical bills and tax payers to pay for your education

then you have no right to complain about others telling you how to run your own life.

obama wants

a treaty with iran?

“When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.” ― Joseph Heller,

I could be doing something productive right now,

but that's none of my business.

If I make you fat

You can't leave me