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antijokechicken

I'm leaving you

I've found someone richer to make miserable

I'm leaving you

I've found someone richer to make miserable

PMS woman

14

hipster jon snow

3

hipster jon snow

1

I may have sucked a lot of cock in the navy

but there's a time and place for everything

I may have sucked a lot of cock in the navy

but there's a time and place for everything

Red Forman

1

if you put lil'wayne and lil'john together

would you have a full sized john wayne?

if you put lil'wayne and lil'john together

would you have a full sized john wayne?

Philosoraptor

25

my favorite locker at the gym

my favorite locker at the gym

First World Problems

12

I want a divorce

You're not putting up with me the way i think you should

I want a divorce

You're not putting up with me the way i think you should

PMS woman

11

I know you did all the shopping this week after getting home from work at midnight

But if your dumb ass would've used a coupon you could have bought me one more bottle of wine.

I know you did all the shopping this week after getting home from work at midnight

But if your dumb ass would've used a coupon you could have bought me one more bottle of wine.

PMS woman

3

well martha stuck her fist up my ass to the elbow last night

so you could say that things are getting pretty serious

well martha stuck her fist up my ass to the elbow last night

so you could say that things are getting pretty serious

I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

1

i don't always act like a whore

but when i do, I start a gangbang in the club

i don't always act like a whore

but when i do, I start a gangbang in the club

Dos Equis Guy gives advice

1

horse penis....

horse penis....

homer simpson mmm

2

I don't always tuck my dick in to make it look like a cunt

But when I do it's at the flamingo with guys in the shower!

I don't always tuck my dick in to make it look like a cunt

But when I do it's at the flamingo with guys in the shower!

Dos Equis Guy gives advice

1

and pussy is for me

and pussy is for me

cookie monster

1

What if I told you

You can be democratically elected and still be a tyrant

What if I told you

You can be democratically elected and still be a tyrant

What if I told you / Matrix Morpheus

28

What if I told you

fettuccine alfredo is just mac and cheese for rich people?

What if I told you

fettuccine alfredo is just mac and cheese for rich people?

What If I Told You

27

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