JASONMAC

has he's first kiss

gets aids

so your telling me

that wi-fi is wireless

i was actuely a freemason

my mum named me levi

after her favourite jeans

my mum named my taveren

after the local pub

willys are delicious

pretend to be irish to get the votes

stupid yanks

so then i thumbed in the bum

just like this

so your telling me

Every year in the UK 18 million tonnes of edible food end up in landfill

correction

that was a bottle of piss

napkin?

what if bill hicks was right?

and that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves

and they think thier vote actualy counts

....plebs

so your telling me

that my t-shirt is dirty

dog the bounty hunter

come at me bro