xavier22z

I am Barack Obama

and I approve this massage!

When I realise my phone hasn't charged

"Models don't represent real women!"

In America!

claims to want equality

says that women are superior to men

This is America, we have the right to vote for whoever we want

Oh, you voted democrat? Get the fuck off my property you anti-American terrorist loving commie

full of poo

therefore angry

so you're telling me

for lots of cash, you can get me into any college I choose?

I disagree with people who say I must vote because people in the past fought for my freedom to vote

freedom also means that I have the right to choose to not vote too

What if I told you

most of my body feels male, but my left leg feels trans, my right pinky finger feels nonbinary, the center of my forehead feels like an attack helicopter, and my penis feels female. I am oppressed, give me free stuff.

CONGRATULATIONS! you've just won... *click*

Nope, Scam.

If there's a store called Dick's

why isn't there one called Tit's?

all the poor have to do is just stop being poor

how hard could it be

WHAT'S MY FAVOURITE SONG

ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL

Rememer, with bigly power

comes bigly responsiblity

the art of the deal

you take some you give some