DEMAND

Say yolo again

i dare you, i double dare you mothafucka

am i the only one around here

that doesn't give a shit about black ops II

One does not simply

break out of the friend zone

If you eat curry after a night of drinking

you're gonna have a bad time

one does not simply

get out of bed in the morning

one does not simply

walk from wynyard to broadway in 30 mins

one does not simply

kidnap liam neeson's family and survive

I don't always update bf3

but when i do, it takes 10 hours

oh, so you hate attentions whores?

tell me more about how these dramatic status updates, bikini photos, constant relationship status changes, switching profile pictures and liking everyone and everything is not a cry for attention

mourning amanda todd?

tell me more about all the people you've supported

not sure if liking the sad status to show support

or liking the fact that they're sad

I don't always give good relationship advice

but when i do, i'm single

I don't always go to mordor

but when i do, i simply walk in

I don't always make milkshakes in my yard

but when i do, all the boys come running

Looking at your reflection in a window

Suddenly notice theres someone on the other side looking right at you