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Finally makes football team

Finally makes football team

Bad Luck Brian

1

guilty until proven innocent

guilty until proven innocent

Bad Luck Brian

74

free credit report

free credit report

Bad Luck Brian

5

Sells soul to devil

still sucks at guitar

Sells soul to devil

still sucks at guitar

Bad Luck Brian

1

They wanted to watch bambi

I showed them the exorcist

They wanted to watch bambi

I showed them the exorcist

Vengeance Dad

0

they wanted a bed-time story

1st hand account of 'Nam

they wanted a bed-time story

1st hand account of 'Nam

Vengeance Dad

4

they wanted to drive home in a limo

I arranged for a hearse

they wanted to drive home in a limo

I arranged for a hearse

Vengeance Dad

2

They asked me to be nicer

so i killed them with kindness

They asked me to be nicer

so i killed them with kindness

Vengeance Dad

2

They wanted more affection

I smothered them with love

They wanted more affection

I smothered them with love

Vengeance Dad

0

They said I wasn't happy enough

they forgot to account for trigger happy

They said I wasn't happy enough

they forgot to account for trigger happy

Vengeance Dad

0

I bought them a new puppy

then served it for dinner

I bought them a new puppy

then served it for dinner

Vengeance Dad

0

I waved goodbye as they drove off into the sunset

then detonated the car

I waved goodbye as they drove off into the sunset

then detonated the car

Vengeance Dad

2

hangs out with stockbroker friend

suddenly a financial expert

hangs out with stockbroker friend

suddenly a financial expert

Scumbag Steve

2

charted course for optimal trick-or-treating

heartburn after two houses

charted course for optimal trick-or-treating

heartburn after two houses

Butthurt Dweller

1

steps on a crack

His mom breaks her back

steps on a crack

His mom breaks her back

Bad Luck Brian

1

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