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Obama Sez:
Buy a Chevy volt or we'll shove a used saturn up uranus
Obama Sez:
Buy a Chevy volt or we'll shove a used saturn up uranus
Pissed Off Barack Obama
  • 2
Yes, voter id is meant to disenfranchise certain voters
like felons, mickey mouse, donald duck, dead people...
Yes, voter id is meant to disenfranchise certain voters
like felons, mickey mouse, donald duck, dead people...
Chuck Norris
  • 3
realized just in time that I could have a v8
but I really don't like v8
realized just in time that I could have a v8
but I really don't like v8
First World Problems
  • 4
Realized in time that I could have a v8
I don't like v8
Realized in time that I could have a v8
I don't like v8
First World Problems
  • 0
Why can't you keep a jew in jail?
You can. I don't know where that false rumor got started.
Why can't you keep a jew in jail?
You can. I don't know where that false rumor got started.
Anti Joke Chicken
  • 1
I don't always go to Chick-fil-a
but when I do, I forget it's sunday
I don't always go to Chick-fil-a
but when I do, I forget it's sunday
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 20
browsed freaky porn sites
forgot to use incognito mode or clear history
browsed freaky porn sites
forgot to use incognito mode or clear history
First World Problems
  • 1
if you really want to be pro-choice
shouldn't you wait for the baby to get old enough to ask him/her if he/she wants to be aborted?
if you really want to be pro-choice
shouldn't you wait for the baby to get old enough to ask him/her if he/she wants to be aborted?
Philosoraptor
  • 0
i don't always lick myself
but when I do, i do it for hours just to annoy you
i don't always lick myself
but when I do, i do it for hours just to annoy you
Cool Dog
  • 6
so she says to me, she says, "i think someone made a stinky"
I says, "where you been, dame? I took that shit hours ago"
so she says to me, she says, "i think someone made a stinky"
I says, "where you been, dame? I took that shit hours ago"
drunk baby 1
  • 32
so you're telling me he was a doper who grew up with communists and terrorists
and you still made him president?
so you're telling me he was a doper who grew up with communists and terrorists
and you still made him president?
Skeptical African Child
  • 1
i don't worship christ or mohammed
i worship me, motherfuckers
i don't worship christ or mohammed
i worship me, motherfuckers
Obama
  • 1
see that building you built?
you didn't build that
see that building you built?
you didn't build that
Obama
  • 0
War in the middle east erupts?
Keep me informed. I'll be on the golf course.
War in the middle east erupts?
Keep me informed. I'll be on the golf course.
Obama
  • 0
The office of the president?
never been there, what's it like?
The office of the president?
never been there, what's it like?
Obama
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