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All-Seeing, All-Knowing, and all-powerful
Always needs more money. has no cure for cancer. does nothing about wars and poverty.
All-Seeing, All-Knowing, and all-powerful
Always needs more money. has no cure for cancer. does nothing about wars and poverty.
Scumbag God
  • 2
You become fresh prince of bel-air?
why not fresh king of bel-air!?
You become fresh prince of bel-air?
why not fresh king of bel-air!?
High Expectations Asian Father
  • 2
Many religious deities is "all-knowing" and "all-powerful"
yet they always need more money
Many religious deities is "all-knowing" and "all-powerful"
yet they always need more money
Scumbag atheist
  • -1
oh so you don't think god is watching all 7-billion of us at once?
it's okay, i'm sure hell is fun.
oh so you don't think god is watching all 7-billion of us at once?
it's okay, i'm sure hell is fun.
Condescending Christian
  • 1
order a double big-mac meal at mcdonald's. They gave me a double quarter pounder!
Like my husband's dick,this will not stand!
order a double big-mac meal at mcdonald's. They gave me a double quarter pounder!
Like my husband's dick,this will not stand!
Obese American
  • 1
i support the troops
by sitting on my fat ass all day
i support the troops
by sitting on my fat ass all day
Obese American
  • 39
america invented everything
if you disagree, you're a terrorist
america invented everything
if you disagree, you're a terrorist
Asinine America
  • 0
don't worry, honey. i tipped the pizza guy.
you don't talk to other guys!
don't worry, honey. i tipped the pizza guy.
you don't talk to other guys!
Alpha Boyfriend
  • 2
sorry, honey. it's my time of the month.
now your vagina isn't the only thing that's bleeding
sorry, honey. it's my time of the month.
now your vagina isn't the only thing that's bleeding
Alpha Boyfriend
  • 2
girlfriend asks him to go buy her tampons
willingly accepts
girlfriend asks him to go buy her tampons
willingly accepts
Good Guy Greg
  • 1
girlfriend says "i'm a woman and I have rights"
completely agree with her
girlfriend says "i'm a woman and I have rights"
completely agree with her
Good Guy Greg
  • 1
when george w. bush was president of the united states
He was too damn high
when george w. bush was president of the united states
He was too damn high
Rent Is Too Damn High
  • 1
say "jesus" backwards
sounds kinda like "sausage"
say "jesus" backwards
sounds kinda like "sausage"
Stoned Patrick
  • 1
you're 35 years old, unemployed and live in your parents' basement?
Please...Give me life ADVICE!
you're 35 years old, unemployed and live in your parents' basement?
Please...Give me life ADVICE!
Sarcasm Tiger
  • 2
on vacation with family
out of cell range
on vacation with family
out of cell range
First World Problems
  • 1

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