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complain that you can't find a nice guy
date the biggest asshole you can find
complain that you can't find a nice guy
date the biggest asshole you can find
Dumb Blonde
  • 2
"all men are the same"
stumped when asked to explain the difference between gay men and straight men.
"all men are the same"
stumped when asked to explain the difference between gay men and straight men.
Dumb Blonde
  • 2
think about complete nonsense
expect men to magically know what i want
think about complete nonsense
expect men to magically know what i want
Dumb Blonde
  • 2
Lock the car door as you get out of the car. Close it.
Run back seconds later to make sure the door is locked.
Lock the car door as you get out of the car. Close it.
Run back seconds later to make sure the door is locked.
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
Son's lowest grade on report card is B-Minus
Panic like hell, even though he's only in grade 9.
Son's lowest grade on report card is B-Minus
Panic like hell, even though he's only in grade 9.
Paranoid Parents
  • 0
son bought a bottle of coca-cola at the store.
lecture him for half-an-hour about sugar
son bought a bottle of coca-cola at the store.
lecture him for half-an-hour about sugar
Paranoid Parents
  • 2
Sitting in upper deck in a stadium
Cling to seat so I won't plummet down to the lower deck.
Sitting in upper deck in a stadium
Cling to seat so I won't plummet down to the lower deck.
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
Jazz Music starts playing on TV
"are you watching porn!?"
Jazz Music starts playing on TV
"are you watching porn!?"
Paranoid Parents
  • 1
Teenage Daughter's friends are all girls
ashe must be a lesbian
Teenage Daughter's friends are all girls
ashe must be a lesbian
Paranoid Parents
  • -1
son's friends are all guys
He must be gay
son's friends are all guys
He must be gay
Paranoid Parents
  • 0
Hear car door slam shut outside
run to window to make sure your car wasn't stolen
Hear car door slam shut outside
run to window to make sure your car wasn't stolen
Paranoid Parrot
  • 1
having no fear
makes fear weak
having no fear
makes fear weak
Courage Wolf
  • 2
Life is what you make it.
so make it awesome.
Life is what you make it.
so make it awesome.
Courage Wolf
  • 2
The Only reason you sleep at night
is because the world needs an 8-hour break from your awesomeness.
The Only reason you sleep at night
is because the world needs an 8-hour break from your awesomeness.
Courage Wolf
  • 66
The only reason you sleep at night
is because the world needsan 8-hour break from your awesomeness.
The only reason you sleep at night
is because the world needsan 8-hour break from your awesomeness.
Courage Wolf
  • -1

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