dalhousie44

Prevent child form acquiring video games

Force him to lose weight and become a good person

if you really want to hear her scream hit her with this

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IF great minds think alike

then how many great minds are really out there?

why am i modeled after deinonychus

and not a velociraptor?

If women say that all men are the same

then why does it take so long for them to find one?

If men can't focus on two things at a time

why women have boobs

Why are pizzas round

and the boxes square

when you parachute through clouds and breathe in

does it rain in your lungs when you land?

if a genie gives you 3 wishes in a dream and you wish it wasn't a dream

what happens?

If my wife doesnt hear it

Am I still wrong?

If a frequently asked question is an FAq

does that make a frequently unasked question a fuq?

if a camera lens is a circle

why are the pictures square?

If a smoothie is a blending of fruit

Is Ketchup a smoothie?

iF YOU MARRY A GIRL WHO IS A LITTLE OLDER THAN YOU, AND YOUR FATHER MARRIES A GIRL A LITTLE YOUNGER THAN HIM, AND SHE HAPPENS TO BE YOUR WIFES DAUGHTER AN YOU HAVE A KID, AND YOUR FATHER HAS A KID, WOULDN'T HIS NEW SON BE YOUR BROTHER, AND HIS MOTHER YOUR MOTHER, AND YOUR MARRIED TO YOUR DADS WIFES MOTHER, AND YOUR GRANDPA IS THE SAME AS YOUR BROTHERS GRANDPA, AND YOUR NOW YOUR BROTHERS GRANDPA

ARE YOU YOUR OWN GRANDPA?

if i ate myself, would i go twice as big

or dissapear completely?