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a choice between life without sex or a gruesome death?
tough choice!
a choice between life without sex or a gruesome death?
tough choice!
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 3
fate is cruel and unyielding.
what must be will be.
fate is cruel and unyielding.
what must be will be.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
is it love when you care about a woman for reasons beyond mating?
no. That's an abnormal psychological problem you should have checked out.
is it love when you care about a woman for reasons beyond mating?
no. That's an abnormal psychological problem you should have checked out.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
make up some feelings
and tell her you have them.
make up some feelings
and tell her you have them.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
organisms shooting dna at each other to make babies...
i find that offensive!
organisms shooting dna at each other to make babies...
i find that offensive!
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
look! Outdoor theater!
Let's get tickets. Let's do.
look! Outdoor theater!
Let's get tickets. Let's do.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 0
it's always sad when a friend goes completely insane
and you have to have a big clambake and cook him!
it's always sad when a friend goes completely insane
and you have to have a big clambake and cook him!
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
fool me 7 times, shame on you.
fool me 8 or more times, shame on me.
fool me 7 times, shame on you.
fool me 8 or more times, shame on me.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 0
what is this?
the middle ages?
what is this?
the middle ages?
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
let's just pray i have the energy
to get myself another beer.
let's just pray i have the energy
to get myself another beer.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 1
my magnet powers aren't working...
my magnet powers aren't working...
Confused Gandalf
  • 0
i see
hippies
i see
hippies
Dead People
  • 0
i see
fake people
i see
fake people
Dead People
  • 0
i'll shove that coal so far up your ass
you'll be coughing up diamonds
i'll shove that coal so far up your ass
you'll be coughing up diamonds
Minecraft Creeper
  • 1
you're miserable, I'm miserable.
together, we're miserable together.
you're miserable, I'm miserable.
together, we're miserable together.
Futurama - Bender Bending Rodriguez
  • 0

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