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i don't always do the dishes

but when i do i listen to thrash metal

i don't always do the dishes

but when i do i listen to thrash metal

The Most Interesting Man In The World

10

I don't always do cardio

but when i do, it's called sex

I don't always do cardio

but when i do, it's called sex

The Most Interesting Man In The World

7

I Don't always pretend to be on the phone to avoid someone

but when i do, i always get a real call

I Don't always pretend to be on the phone to avoid someone

but when i do, i always get a real call

The Most Interesting Man In The World

8

i don't always have time for breakfast

but when i do i skip it

i don't always have time for breakfast

but when i do i skip it

The Most Interesting Man In The World

15

I don't always act friendly to girls

But when I do they think I'm hitting on them

I don't always act friendly to girls

But when I do they think I'm hitting on them

The Most Interesting Man In The World

6

in your class and girl needs pencil no one has one but me

she writes with her blood instead

in your class and girl needs pencil no one has one but me

she writes with her blood instead

Forever Alone

11

THEY CALL ME LONELY

ONLY JOKING, THEY DON'T CALL ME AT ALL

THEY CALL ME LONELY

ONLY JOKING, THEY DON'T CALL ME AT ALL

Forever Alone

10

plays spin the bottle

points to empty space

plays spin the bottle

points to empty space

Forever Alone

15

The only kisses I get

The only kisses I get

Forever Alone

5

i almost had a threesome

all i needed was two more people

i almost had a threesome

all i needed was two more people

Forever Alone

11

are grammar nazis

are grammar nazis

Philosoraptor

11

so you order the salade instead of the fries on Mcdonalds

tell me more about how healthy you are

so you order the salade instead of the fries on Mcdonalds

tell me more about how healthy you are

Willy Wonka

10

doesn't constantly update his facebook talking about how religious people are idiots

doesn't constantly update his facebook talking about how religious people are idiots

Good Guy Greg

19

I Said i want an abortion

he said "spawn kill!"

I Said i want an abortion

he said "spawn kill!"

Internet Husband

21

y u no come with instructions

y u no come with instructions

Y U No

25

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