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"My friend's aunt's cousin's sister's best friend's niece had anorexia, so I have dealt with this before."

Oh, that's why you keep saying the wrong fucking thing.

"why won't you eat your vegetables?"

if i am going to eat something it had damn well better be delicious

"why won't you eat your vegetables"

if i am going to eat something it had damn well better be delicious

claim the last cookie

because you are in recovery

“What did you eat today?”

Ask me that again, and the answer will be “your first born child.”

passover

nope

Friends Comparing Summer Fitness Plans

“I gotta go…shave.”

Friend starts talking about how "bad" carbs are for you

PREVIOUSLY CUT OUT CARBS AND ALMOST DIED

See Your Doctor On The Street

Duck Your Head and Act Casual

Can’t Go To Bathroom one Hour After Meal

Need To Pee Immediately After Eating

Someone asks if you want to go to eat with them

takes you 20 minutes to decide

"If you're not anorexic or bulimic, then you don't have an eating disorder."

THERE ARE MORE THAN TWO KINDS OF EATING DISORDERS, dumbass

group therapy

"am i talking too much?"

see friend from group in cafeteria

"do you want to sit here?" "do you mind?" "I don't mind but i don't want to force you to sit here if you don't want to" "no you're not forcing me i just don't want to impose on you" "okay you know what just fucking sit"

i scream, you scream, we all scream

because ice cream is terrifying