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chuck norris doesn't get frost bite

chuck norris bites frost

chuck norris doesn't get frost bite

chuck norris bites frost

Chuck Norris

86

When i have a birthday

the candles blow me

When i have a birthday

the candles blow me

Chuck Norris

149

I lost my virginity

I lost my virginity

Chuck Norris

238

I don't call the wrong number

You answer the wrong phone

I don't call the wrong number

You answer the wrong phone

Chuck Norris

472

hey bro can you babysit my sister?

charged as sex offender

hey bro can you babysit my sister?

charged as sex offender

Douchebag Roommate

41

bro remember that time i smoked you up?

gonna need 40$ for it

bro remember that time i smoked you up?

gonna need 40$ for it

Douchebag Roommate

37

bro, why do you never have money?

parents give him 500 a week

bro, why do you never have money?

parents give him 500 a week

Douchebag Roommate

70

Hey bro can I have the last beer?

takes one sip, passes out. full beer sits for eternity

Hey bro can I have the last beer?

takes one sip, passes out. full beer sits for eternity

Douchebag Roommate

59

i lost my fake can i use yours?

i lost my fake can i use yours?

Douchebag Roommate

83

goes out to lunch

"forgets" his wallet

goes out to lunch

"forgets" his wallet

Douchebag Roommate

107

"it'll evaporate"

"it'll evaporate"

Douchebag Roommate

135

invites girls to party

charges them for beer

invites girls to party

charges them for beer

Douchebag Roommate

79

claims that he is a tank

9 shots, hospital

claims that he is a tank

9 shots, hospital

Douchebag Roommate

140

hey bro can i borrow your razor?

gives it back, still has beard

hey bro can i borrow your razor?

gives it back, still has beard

Douchebag Roommate

622

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