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Forever Alone
  • 144
I don't always take Vicodin
But when i do, i'll cure your aids
I don't always take Vicodin
But when i do, i'll cure your aids
Diagnostic House
  • 28
You need my signature to graduate MIT at 16?
Why can't you do anything yourself
You need my signature to graduate MIT at 16?
Why can't you do anything yourself
High Expectations Asian Father
  • 9
you depressed?
why you no a-pressed?
you depressed?
why you no a-pressed?
High Expectations Asian Father
  • 12
Not sure if the scanner is broken....
or if he's OVER 9000!?!?!
Not sure if the scanner is broken....
or if he's OVER 9000!?!?!
Futurama Fry
  • 6
need glasses for role
try on hundreds of pairs
need glasses for role
try on hundreds of pairs
g. oldman
  • 1
mickey mouse bullshit
haven't got time for it
mickey mouse bullshit
haven't got time for it
g. oldman
  • 1
throws up from drinking too much
blames it on shampoo
throws up from drinking too much
blames it on shampoo
g. oldman
  • 1
A movie called perfect sleep?
Oh, that? that was shit.
A movie called perfect sleep?
Oh, that? that was shit.
g. oldman
  • 1
pay kids for your every curse word?
Oh shhhh....ugar
pay kids for your every curse word?
Oh shhhh....ugar
g. oldman
  • 1
sitting in the kitchen
hearing your own voice in son's video game
sitting in the kitchen
hearing your own voice in son's video game
g. oldman
  • 2
aSKED IF HE PREFERS DARTH VADER OR YODA
HE'S AN OBI WAN GUY
aSKED IF HE PREFERS DARTH VADER OR YODA
HE'S AN OBI WAN GUY
g. oldman
  • 1
"there's a bomb in the hotel!"
I know.
"there's a bomb in the hotel!"
I know.
g. oldman
  • 2
Drops kids off at school
becomes honorary mother
Drops kids off at school
becomes honorary mother
g. oldman
  • 1
Hasn't got the time
for this mickey mouse bullshit
Hasn't got the time
for this mickey mouse bullshit
g. oldman
  • 1

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