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takes girl to movies

"oh hey can you get my ticket babe?"

takes girl to movies

"oh hey can you get my ticket babe?"

Scumbag Steve

2

i don't always run out of toilet paper

but when i do i use your sheets

i don't always run out of toilet paper

but when i do i use your sheets

Douchebag Roommate

2

can't tell if wayne brady is gay

or really straight

can't tell if wayne brady is gay

or really straight

Futurama Fry

3

"...I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y..."

look it up. i got "loofa" and "falafel" mixed up when i was sexually harassing my producer.

"...I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y..."

look it up. i got "loofa" and "falafel" mixed up when i was sexually harassing my producer.

Bill O'Reilly Proves God

1

had my only son die for your sins. "how did him dying make you forgive our sins?"

had my only son die for your sins. "how did him dying make you forgive our sins?"

God

136

you're going to hell

you little faggot

you're going to hell

you little faggot

Hilda de Caballito

9

I don't always lose my phone

but when i do, it's on silent and impossible to find

I don't always lose my phone

but when i do, it's on silent and impossible to find

The Most Interesting Man In The World

2

what if sopa and acta are just fake discussions

to distract us from the upcoming war against iran?

what if sopa and acta are just fake discussions

to distract us from the upcoming war against iran?

Philosoraptor

22

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times

does he become disoriented?

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times

does he become disoriented?

Philosoraptor

30

Y U Read this meme in asian accent??

Y U Read this meme in asian accent??

Y U No

68

Thank you for calling usa credit

Thank you for calling usa credit

Provincial Man

102

too fat to fit through the door

give me credit for losing 5 lbs

too fat to fit through the door

give me credit for losing 5 lbs

First World Problems

1

if everyone's legs bent the other way

what would chairs look like?

if everyone's legs bent the other way

what would chairs look like?

Stoner Dog

2

sorry, can't leave computer

sorry, can't leave computer

Butthurt Dweller

1

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