Atlas500

they said I was getting fat

I stuffed their bodies with lard

middle child?

Come talk to me when you firstborn.

middle child?

Why you not firstborn?

Do gay dudes

get turned on by their own weiners?

one hand, readings

the other hand, FAP.

they forgot to clean their room

I forgot to stop the gas leak

they forgot to clean the room

I forgot to stop the gas leak

loading screen

FAP

school restroom, somebody in next stall

shame-fap

B- on blood test?

You disappoint me.

you got b- on blood test?

Why you no get A+?

They played too much Halo

KILLING SPREE

THEY SAID I MADE TOO MUCH MONEY FOR THEM TO BE ABLE TO GET FINANCIAL AID

so I gave them their aid....S

Though the outcome of the "gay gene" debate is uncertain, the very fact of the debate is evidence of great change: The prevailing scientific view of the fundamental nature of homosexuality has undergone a signficant evolution in the last several decades. Where once the scientific and medical establishment maintained an unqualified belief that homosexuality was a form of psychological deviance, today a solid majority of psychiatrists...

tl:Dr, Fapped instead

Though the outcome of the "gay gene" debate is uncertain, the very fact of the debate is evidence of great change..

tl:dr, Fapped instead