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I'm sexy
and I know it
I'm sexy
and I know it
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 0
Parents have company over
Compliment them on something, offer a beverage, then say "well Ive got some homework to do"
Parents have company over
Compliment them on something, offer a beverage, then say "well Ive got some homework to do"
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2
ate mexican food
didnt get the shits
ate mexican food
didnt get the shits
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 6
made it to work
on time
made it to work
on time
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2
Girl in ear shot of the bathroom
pee right in the center so she knows whats coming for her
Girl in ear shot of the bathroom
pee right in the center so she knows whats coming for her
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2
asked to show i.d.
get away with showing a library card
asked to show i.d.
get away with showing a library card
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2
TEXT GIRL AT 5:28 A.M.
GEt reply at 5:29 A.m.
TEXT GIRL AT 5:28 A.M.
GEt reply at 5:29 A.m.
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2
when i walk at the spot this is all they see
a big gaint penguin flapping
when i walk at the spot this is all they see
a big gaint penguin flapping
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 3
Had sex
With your gf
Had sex
With your gf
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2
Gets girl pregnant...
.. she gives birth to chuck norris
Gets girl pregnant...
.. she gives birth to chuck norris
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 3
fart in elevator
get compliments for the smell
fart in elevator
get compliments for the smell
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 6
Smoke bowl before class
Take seat right next to teacher
Smoke bowl before class
Take seat right next to teacher
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 9
Microwaving food
Stops time before the beep to feel powerful
Microwaving food
Stops time before the beep to feel powerful
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 1
Doesn't show up for interview
becomes c.e.o.
Doesn't show up for interview
becomes c.e.o.
Socially Awesome Penguin
  • 2

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