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Monkeypants

lend him money, it's cool
he lends you money and is a douche until you pay him back
lend him money, it's cool
he lends you money and is a douche until you pay him back
Douchebag Roommate
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invite him to your social gatherings
he bitches about you during them
invite him to your social gatherings
he bitches about you during them
Douchebag Roommate
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loud when you sleep
demands quiet when he sleeps
loud when you sleep
demands quiet when he sleeps
Douchebag Roommate
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you do all the cleaning because he lives like an absolute pig
demands rent split evenly
you do all the cleaning because he lives like an absolute pig
demands rent split evenly
Douchebag Roommate
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the plain text of the Second amendment isn't constitutional
some obscure 1802 letter from jefferson to a church is constitutional
the plain text of the Second amendment isn't constitutional
some obscure 1802 letter from jefferson to a church is constitutional
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 3
one teeny tiny little thing about you is liked by liberals
"See? you're a liberal!"
one teeny tiny little thing about you is liked by liberals
"See? you're a liberal!"
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 0
mapplethorpe imagery, crosses in urine = free speech worthy of taxpayer funding
picture of aborted fetus = offensive, hateful, and grotesque
mapplethorpe imagery, crosses in urine = free speech worthy of taxpayer funding
picture of aborted fetus = offensive, hateful, and grotesque
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 0
"i support black and female empowerment"
"except for that house nigger condoleezza rice"
"i support black and female empowerment"
"except for that house nigger condoleezza rice"
Liberal Douche Garofalo
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offended by "violent political imagery"
use same imagery at recall campaign at first possible opportunity
offended by "violent political imagery"
use same imagery at recall campaign at first possible opportunity
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 3
"keep the government out of my bedroom!"
supports state-school sex education
"keep the government out of my bedroom!"
supports state-school sex education
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 0
"the nazis were right-wingers!"
nazi = National Socialist German Workers' Party
"the nazis were right-wingers!"
nazi = National Socialist German Workers' Party
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 1
After republican scandal: "Typical republicans!"
After Democrat scandal: "everyone does it. let's get back to the issues!"
After republican scandal: "Typical republicans!"
After Democrat scandal: "everyone does it. let's get back to the issues!"
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 3
demand expertise
believe democrat politicians, michael moore, and hollywood celebrities
demand expertise
believe democrat politicians, michael moore, and hollywood celebrities
Liberal Douche Garofalo
  • 3
the rich fund the vast majority of the treasury
"the rich don't pay their fair share!"
the rich fund the vast majority of the treasury
"the rich don't pay their fair share!"
Liberal Douche Garofalo
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during bush presidency: "out of iraq now!"
During obama presidency: "We can't just pull out of a war overnight"
during bush presidency: "out of iraq now!"
During obama presidency: "We can't just pull out of a war overnight"
Liberal Douche Garofalo
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