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Symptom: Burns While peeing

Cure: Toothpaste in pee hole

Symptom: Burns While peeing

Cure: Toothpaste in pee hole

Foul Bachelor Frog

2

showering is optional

getting stoned is a must

showering is optional

getting stoned is a must

Foul Bachelor Frog

3

brand new belt!

Old one couldn't support my body weight

brand new belt!

Old one couldn't support my body weight

Forever Alone

2

"Honey, Look what 2 girls do with 1 cup!"

Omg I can't believe this is who I settled for.

"Honey, Look what 2 girls do with 1 cup!"

Omg I can't believe this is who I settled for.

Internet Husband

2

I gotta love that keeps me waiting

I'm a lonely boy

I gotta love that keeps me waiting

I'm a lonely boy

Forever Alone

6

Pretty girl gave me her number!

Rejection hotline

Pretty girl gave me her number!

Rejection hotline

Forever Alone

3

Can bang his gf anytime

Bangs her in ur bathroom at ur party

Can bang his gf anytime

Bangs her in ur bathroom at ur party

Scumbag Steve

2

I ruined my almost paid off, new car with watered down gasoline

you can't explain that

I ruined my almost paid off, new car with watered down gasoline

you can't explain that

Bill O'Reilly Proves God

6

I sent all contact info from my naughty list

to Jerry Sandusky

I sent all contact info from my naughty list

to Jerry Sandusky

Santa Claus Troll Face

1

took an arrow to the knee

took an arrow to the knee

Forever Alone

18

I pick up girls at bars

the monkey bars

I pick up girls at bars

the monkey bars

Pedobear

47

Too old to sit on Santa's lap?

Shit on Santa's lap

Too old to sit on Santa's lap?

Shit on Santa's lap

Santa Claus Troll Face

9

You collect beanie babies?

I love collecting babies myself!

You collect beanie babies?

I love collecting babies myself!

Pedobear

10

My favorite college?

My favorite college?

Pedobear

5

Come closer to my ice cream truck

and tell me what you'd do for a klondike bar

Come closer to my ice cream truck

and tell me what you'd do for a klondike bar

Pedobear

7

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