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My wife stays in the kitchen
because I’m decorating the living room
My wife stays in the kitchen
because I’m decorating the living room
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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Got so hammered last night
I knocked over my perfume collection.
Got so hammered last night
I knocked over my perfume collection.
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I like getting huge
amounts of free products
I like getting huge
amounts of free products
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I like getting huge
amounts of free products
I like getting huge
amounts of free products
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I wrestle a lot
with what to wear in the morning
I wrestle a lot
with what to wear in the morning
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I wrestle
with what to wear in the morning
I wrestle
with what to wear in the morning
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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Toilet seat always stays up
when im shaving my toes
Toilet seat always stays up
when im shaving my toes
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I always bbQ
except when I’m on a diet
I always bbQ
except when I’m on a diet
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I also bbQ
except when I’m on a diet
I also bbQ
except when I’m on a diet
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I just chugged a beer
and won a D&G giftcard
I just chugged a beer
and won a D&G giftcard
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I will never hug people
when they’re sick
I will never hug people
when they’re sick
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I never hug people
when they’re sick
I never hug people
when they’re sick
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I shoot animals
with my new pink Nikon
I shoot animals
with my new pink Nikon
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I eat a lot of meat
except when I’m on a diet
I eat a lot of meat
except when I’m on a diet
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
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I EAT lots of meat
except when I’m on a diet
I EAT lots of meat
except when I’m on a diet
Hetero-Metro-Sexual Male
  • 0

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