crystaldemons

congratulation Mr. Trump

you have now qualified for dragon round

i'm trying to grapple with the idea of hillary becoming president...

because thats when she'll divorce me, she is such a power whore! She is seeing individual protections from the former president secret service act, this will enable her to divorce me, hunt me down the kill me!

pretty soon i will be able to shove this weding ring up bills ass!

the "precious" presidency will protect me in my own name, forever! under the former president secret service act, i will be protected forever, even if i'm president for a day! Soon i will be president rodham! and all shall bow unto me! i will seal my provisions by executive order and will have the powers of the president indefinately, god i love the cia!

soon i wll be able to divorce bill clinton and become president rodham!

i will be afforded the same protections under the former president secret service act, i may even add a few more provisions! no more will i need bill! even if i'm impeached i will have those protections forever!

why doesnt hillary divorce bill? you may ask?

because of the "former president secret service protection act/programm" if she divorces bill she looses the secret service and cia, this is why it is imperative hillary get into the white house, even if she is president for a day she'll be awarded the same protections and she'll be able to divorce this parasite! this is the only reason she stays with this pedophile, rapist piece of shit!

wonder how hillary is imbued with such powers and protections!

the "former president secret service protection act or program!" cia access baby, cia access!

mmmpph...they'll never find out how i'm so good at getting insider informtion...

the former presdient secret service program is such a wonderfull program, shit, i hope they never find out!

why i need the presidency so bad you might ask?

because i need a divorce! the "former president secret service act/program will not cover me if i dovorce from bill! if i become president, even for a day, they will give me the same protections and i can finally divorce that piece of dead weight!

thats a good one!

the former president secret service protection program/act! they'll never escape me now!

i just enacted by executive order and gave bill and hillary and myself "former president secret service protections"...

this permits us to use the cia to phone tap any outgoing calls in the so called event of an attack, "so called" this is all the power we'll need to keep the power in our control, Hillary, "you'll never divorce bill!" unless you make it to the white house! biatch!

i'll never divorce bill...

the former president secret service act/program, thanks to obama in 2012 gives me lovely protections, oh! and i have access to the cia's phone tapping service! isnt that great?

now don't you vote for hillary little snookems!

i am an exact relpica of hillary's asshole!

wait!

your seriously gonna vote for hillary?

great!

now their going to make a treasure troll out of me!