Polyphemos

fransk hot dog

hvilken slags dressing?

Wars lost since 1648:

30 YEARS’ WAR, SWEDEN, SWEDEN, SWEDEN, NAPOLEONIC WARS, SWEDEN, PRUSSIA, WW2 … BALKANS, AFGHANISTAN, IRAQ

LANDS LOST SINCE 1658:

SCANIA, HALLAND, BLEKINGE, VIRGIN ISLANDS, TRANQUEBAR, GOLD COAST, NORWAY, SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEN, ICELAND

"the ice is smelting

in the poles"

old people

won't shut up about the war

sit!

it's a german

the car of your dreams

the car you drive

FREE HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION, ROADS, PUBLIC LIBRARIES

40% INCOME TAX WTF?

not really descendent of vikings

more likely their slaves or even worse, german

visist the us:

it's not football, damnit!

When driving: hate bikers

when biking: hate drivers

ask stranger for directions

get stuck next to him at red light

STRANGER ENGAGES IN SMALL TALK

LOOK FOR NEAREST EXIT

stranger engages in smal talk

look for nearest exit

greenland and faeroe islands

why the hell do we still own them?