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When is a door not a door?
Never. A door is always a door.
When is a door not a door?
Never. A door is always a door.
Anti Joke Chicken
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Major Media, lovest thou me?
Then feed my sheeple bullshit
Major Media, lovest thou me?
Then feed my sheeple bullshit
Not Bad Obama
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With respect to the IRS, NSA, Benghazi, and other scandals
at no time did I ever know what I was doing
With respect to the IRS, NSA, Benghazi, and other scandals
at no time did I ever know what I was doing
Pissed off Obama
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How do you make an Obama Float?
Root beer and two scoops of shit
How do you make an Obama Float?
Root beer and two scoops of shit
obama beer
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I'll bankrupt the country with socialist programs
Then blame it on the failure of capitalism
I'll bankrupt the country with socialist programs
Then blame it on the failure of capitalism
obama beer
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Barry Soetoro, wouldst that thou should
consume fecal matter and retire
Barry Soetoro, wouldst that thou should
consume fecal matter and retire
Joseph Ducreux
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Yo, Barry, dude
You're harshing my chi
Yo, Barry, dude
You're harshing my chi
hippie girl
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Mr. Soetoro, it would bring me the greatest of pleasure
if thou wouldst attempt to make thyself pregnant
Mr. Soetoro, it would bring me the greatest of pleasure
if thou wouldst attempt to make thyself pregnant
Joseph Ducreux
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Why does Ambien
come with a warning that it might make you drowsy?
Why does Ambien
come with a warning that it might make you drowsy?
Philosoraptor
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Let's compromise, Obama
You get everything you want and we get nothing
Let's compromise, Obama
You get everything you want and we get nothing
John Boehner
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So you're telling me...
Giving aid and comfort to the enemy is not treason if you're a black president?
So you're telling me...
Giving aid and comfort to the enemy is not treason if you're a black president?
So You're Telling me
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What do you call a 30 year old Obama voter in 5th grade?
Gifted
What do you call a 30 year old Obama voter in 5th grade?
Gifted
hippie girl
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Be careful what you say. Someday it could come back to bite you.
Unless you're black. Black people can say whatever they want.
Be careful what you say. Someday it could come back to bite you.
Unless you're black. Black people can say whatever they want.
Pissed off Obama
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Thanks to the sequester
Obama could only afford to hire 6,000 people to show up for his speech today
Thanks to the sequester
Obama could only afford to hire 6,000 people to show up for his speech today
Obama Crying
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how do you turn republican voters into democrat voters?
kill them
how do you turn republican voters into democrat voters?
kill them
Anti Joke Chicken
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