What Do Your Elf Eyes See? Meme Generator
Your mum, from across the room, without her glasses: "You've had a haircut." It was one centimetre. Nobody at work has noticed in three days.
The new colleague reads your report for thirty seconds and says "there's a typo on page 40". There is. You read it eleven times.
Your friend looks at one photo of your date and says "he's still on the dating app, look at his phone". It's a reflection in a window. She's right.
Somewhere in the house a single crisp packet rustles. The dog, three rooms away and fast asleep a second ago, is now beside you and has been for some time.
Why it caught on: in The Two Towers (2002) Aragorn asks Legolas to look across Rohan, and the reply "They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!" was remixed into a looping song in 2005 that people still can't get out of their heads.
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