That Still Only Counts as One Meme Generator
You spent all Saturday deep-cleaning the house: oven, grout, behind the fridge. Your partner gets home and says "did you do anything today?" Technically, one thing.
You wrote a 30-page proposal, rewrote it twice, and booked the meeting room. The performance review lists it as "1 document delivered".
The tiny bin and the enormous bin both went out tonight. On the chore chart, each is still one tick.
You climbed four flights of stairs carrying a sofa with your mate. The fitness watch counted it as 82 steps and "light activity".
Why it caught on: Gimli's flat verdict on Legolas taking down an oliphaunt at the Pelennor Fields, in The Return of the King (2003), capped the pair's running kill-count, a contest that started at Helm's Deep, and deflated the trilogy's biggest stunt in one line.
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