What About Second Breakfast? Meme Generator
It's 10:40. You had toast at 7. A colleague mentions they "skipped breakfast" and you look at them the way you'd look at someone who said they don't believe in gravity.
Your partner says "we'll just eat when we get there". There is a four-hour drive between you and "there". You have packed nine snacks in secret, and you will be eating them in front of everyone.
The meeting invite says 11:30 to 13:30. Nobody has mentioned lunch. You spend the first hour quietly working out whether a granola bar can be opened in silence.
At the hotel, breakfast ends at 10. You come down at 9:58 and load a plate as if the world ends at 10:01, then fold a croissant into a napkin "for later". Later is 10:15.
Why it caught on: Pippin's outraged question to Aragorn on the road from Bree, in The Fellowship of the Ring (2001), made every snacker on earth feel seen, and Merry's list of meals that follow is now quoted as a perfectly reasonable timetable.
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