Road Roller Da! Meme Generator
You're asked to choose a restaurant for four people. You return with a shared spreadsheet, weighted scores and a tab for dietary needs. It's a Pizza Express.
The neighbour's hedge is a little too tall. You don't knock on their door. You write a letter, cc the council and attach photos with a measuring tape in them.
Your partner asks if you want a cup of tea. You reply with a four-paragraph text covering your caffeine intake, the time of day and the milk situation.
A wasp gets into the kitchen. You do not open the window. You go for the fly spray, a rolled-up newspaper, a tea towel and, briefly, the hoover.
Why it caught on: in Stardust Crusaders' finale, DIO stops time and drops a road roller on Jotaro, shouting "ROAD ROLLER DA!", a level of overkill fans have loved since. An earlier animated version swapped it for a tanker lorry, and nobody has forgiven it.