Racist Dog Meme Generator
Christmas lunch. Your uncle puts down his fork and says, "I'm not being funny, but." Everyone at the table suddenly needs to check on the gravy. The gravy has never been so thoroughly checked.
The taxi driver from the station says you can't say anything these days, and then says quite a lot. You say "mm" for six miles and get out a street early, in the rain, by choice.
Your nan forwards an email she "found funny". It's a chain letter with a joke nobody should ever have written down. You reply "Hope you're well!" and close the laptop.
A colleague starts a joke with "it's not racist if it's true". The office goes silent. Somewhere, mercifully, a printer jams. He doesn't finish. Nobody asks him to.
Why it caught on: a yellow Labrador in reading glasses, from a photo of unknown origin, became the early-2010s template for the old two-line racist joke, usually with its own excuse built in. Everyone has sat next to that uncle at dinner, and the dog, who was only wearing glasses, is innocent.
Best Racist Dog posts
- See black man carrying 42" LCD TV... it looks like mine... / but it can't be... mine is at home cleaning the house
- It's not racist / If it's true
- Why Beyonce sings "to the left, to the left" / Cause niggers dont have rights
- I have a black dude in my family tree / Hes still hanging there
- I kinda like black people / It's a shame they don't sell it anymore.
- A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says / "SHOW ME IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT BLACK MEN". So he stabs her and nicks her purse.
- Difference between a black guy and an elevator? / Elevator can raise a family
- HOW CAN YOU TELL A BLACK PERSON IS LYING? / His lips are moving.
- WHY WASN'T JESUS BORN IN MEXICO? / HE COULDN'T FIND A VIRGIN
- How do you blindfold a chinese guy / use a string
- once you go black... / you're a single mother
- Why does Alabama have niggers and California have earthquakes? / California got first pick.
- hOW DO YOU KILL 1000 FLIES WITH ONE HIT? / PUNCH A SOMALi kID IN THE FACE
- Why are niggers getting stronger? / TVs are getting bigger.
- Jewish people have big noses / indeed AIR IS FREE
- just took my pilot exam with a bunch of niggers / passed with flying colours
- what happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans? / the black one steals your watch
- what is long and black / the unemployment line
- i've always stood up for black people, / it's just not worth getting stabbed over a seat!
- Early humans migrated out of africa / so they could get away from all the black people