Idiot Nerd Girl Meme Generator
You tell your new colleagues you're a massive 90s kid. Someone asks what you remember of the 90s. You were born in 1999. You remember a Teletubby and some soup.
You tell your date you love jazz. She asks who your favourite is. You say "the one with the trumpet". She points out, gently, that they all have trumpets.
Your nine-year-old nephew asks if you've played Zelda. You say you love Zelda, he's brilliant. Your nephew looks at you with deep pity and goes to find a grown-up.
You call yourself a huge Nirvana fan at the pub quiz. The music round has three Nirvana questions. You know one song, and it isn't any of them.
Why it caught on: a teenager posing with "NERD" written on her palm became an advice animal in 2010 for fans caught out on the basics; nothing is known about her, and she was just having her photo taken. It works because everyone has, at some point, claimed to love something they couldn't name three things about.
Best Idiot Nerd Girl posts
- im such a 90's kid!!! / was born in 1999
- Loves nirvana / Only knows smells like ten spirit
- I love batman! / WHY WASN'T HE IN THE AVENGERES MOVIE?
- steve jobs is dead? / microsoft is screwed
- makes arrow to the knee joke / never played an elder scrolls game
- oh my gosh kids, When I was young, / there were only 648 Pokemon
- Says cool story bro / would never sleep again if she actually saw 4chan
- I love zelda / he is so cool
- I'm not shallow, i only go for intellectual conversation / goes home with the guy in the tapout shirt
- can't wait for... / skyrim 2
- He fixed my iPod / I gave him a bJ
- totally a 90's kid lol / VAGUEly remembers two shows on NICKELODEON
- "i'm super nerd!" / never watched star wars
- whistsles dr who theme / OMG!!! IM SUCH A NERD!!!
- yeah i'm on medication / takes multivitamins
- "I'm shy and socially awkward" / is actually the school's cumbucket
- idiots / everywhere
- OMG Heath Ledger is the perfect Joker! / Who's Mark Hamill?!
- "if zelda was a girl, / do you think he'd go on a date with metroid?"
- I love star trek / "may the force be with you!"