shane.s.hanson

I don't always dream

But when I do, kermit the frog is an obese overlord of a mexican drug syndicate that blows itself up when the fbi raid the compound after said overlord gives a speech of grattitude to his loyal employees and their specific talents which include purification via a keen eye for geometry and colours

I don't always dream

But when I do, Kermit the frog is an obese overlord of a Mexican drug syndicate that blows itself up when the FBI come to raid the compound

THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS IS

YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THERMODYNAMICS

Hello I am calling from Optus

can i interest you in...click

Group assignments are worth 10-20% of your grade?

cool, fuck group assignments, I'll do the other stuff

Oh I'm sorry, did you only start

the unit last week?

you want a tip on top of my $12 coffee and muffin?

here's one: Go fuck yourself

seeking asylum?

become a citzen of the dungeon, land of opportunity cunt

seeking Assylmum?

I have the perfect place for you

Guy with cerebral palsy sets world record for marathons in one place

its hard to go to the gym why again?