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I don't understand. he's on the net all night

...but our internet history is always empty

I don't understand. he's on the net all night

...but our internet history is always empty

Internet Husband

45

cease further activity

my timepiece indicates a necessity for mallets

cease further activity

my timepiece indicates a necessity for mallets

Joseph Ducreux

46

I shan't sayeth that she partakes in golddigerry

but the trollop messes not with those in the lower income bracket

I shan't sayeth that she partakes in golddigerry

but the trollop messes not with those in the lower income bracket

Joseph Ducreux

52

i am within the boundaries of the county of dade

i am within the boundaries of the county of dade

Joseph Ducreux

4

I desire the Funds, funds and the automobiles, automobiles and the attire

I desire the Funds, funds and the automobiles, automobiles and the attire

Joseph Ducreux

3

the temperature in this vicinty is above comfortable

might i boldly suggest we remove our garments

the temperature in this vicinty is above comfortable

might i boldly suggest we remove our garments

Joseph Ducreux

97

a young filly with whom i have spent many a pleasant evening has copulated with another

i shall eject her to the area where the pavement meets the carriageway

a young filly with whom i have spent many a pleasant evening has copulated with another

i shall eject her to the area where the pavement meets the carriageway

Joseph Ducreux

4

or meet your maker in the attempt, you scoundrel you

or meet your maker in the attempt, you scoundrel you

Joseph Ducreux

2

they complained they wanted to live by the sea

now they live at the bottom of it

they complained they wanted to live by the sea

now they live at the bottom of it

Vengeance Dad

2

they beat me at pool

now they're weighed down with rocks. at the bottom of the pool

they beat me at pool

now they're weighed down with rocks. at the bottom of the pool

Vengeance Dad

1

i fired my rifle

i fired my rifle

Vengeance Dad

2

Mom wanted a minivan

They got a hearse

Mom wanted a minivan

They got a hearse

Vengeance Dad

2

she wanted to run off with my boss

not easy when you've got no legs

she wanted to run off with my boss

not easy when you've got no legs

Vengeance Dad

2

she wanted us to break up

so I broke them up. into little pieces.

she wanted us to break up

so I broke them up. into little pieces.

Vengeance Dad

1

she wanted to dissolve our marriage

so i dissolved them. in an acid bath.

she wanted to dissolve our marriage

so i dissolved them. in an acid bath.

Vengeance Dad

1

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