Some of the authors of the bible worshiped satan, while Ezekiel mistakenly worshiped an alien.

Why else do you think the bible is so contradictory? It's basically a book about satan and God, both being portrayed by God....and the goal was for you to choose one. The problem is MOST people reject the real (EG good) God because they reject the devil...so the experiment failed. The bible should take out the parts which portray the devil as God, particularly when he talks about 'his arrows being drunk with blood' and hurting the innocent. God doesn't do that. God doesn't harm or cause pain. The devil does.

Another lying crooked liberal... God's promise was not to flood the ENTIRE Earth again. Context something you know nothing about.

God in the Bible clearly says that he would not destroy the entire earth with water again.

Holy crap, they went full retard. This particular edge-lord Atheist meme is always BS, and it normally gets its theology wrong.

God said that he would NEVER FLOOD THE ENTIRE EARTH again. That does not mean that He will not allow any future floods to occur in nature.

What if I told you that there are 2 Gods - one we know as 'love' and one we know as 'the devil' and the devil tries to pretend to be the real God by using the bible, which does in fact sometimes talk about the real God, but also portrays satan as god sometimes depending on the author of the particular book?

I disagree with this. The god in the bible depends on which testament. What I believe in is that the god in the old testament is Jehovah or Jesus and the god in the new testament (since jesus is on earth) is the god you know. So this meme is not correct.

GOD IS 3 IN ONE! FATHER, SON AND HOLY SPIRIT! HE DOESN'T CAUSE SUFFERING BUT ALLOWS SATAN TO DO THIS. THERE ARE MANY THINGS HE PREVENTS BUT SATAN IS THE god OF THIS WORLD AND SADLY MOST WILL CHOOSE HIM. EZEKIEL NEVER WORSHIPED AND ALIEN! ARE YOU READING BOOKS BY EMERGENT AUTHORS BECAUSE THAT'S NOT IN EZEKIEL. TELEVANGELISTS, PROSPERITY TEACHERS, NAME-IT CLAIM-IT TEACHERS, SOCIAL JUSTICE/EMERGENT/NEW AGE/OCCULT/ MARXIST TEACHERS AND DEMONIC POPE FRANCIS ARE ALL THERE TO LEAD PEOPLE TO HELL. GOD PROMISED TO NOT FLOOD THE ENTIRE EARTH! I'VE HAD MUCH ABUSE INCLUDING FROM FATHER AND THROUGH DEALING WITH IT I SEE HOW MUCH I CAN IDENTIFY WITH OTHERS WHO HAVE SUFFERED AND CAN HELP THEM. HE TAKES SATAN'S EVIL AND TURNS IT INTO GOOD IF WE'LL EMBRACE HIM AND LET HIM HEAL US. I CAN'T ANSWER WHY HE ALLOWS SO MUCH BUT I KNOW THAT MANY COME TO HIM IN THOSE TIMES AND IT CAN BE TURNED INTO BEAUTY. GOD GAVE US FREE WILL AND SADLY MANY CHOOSE TO TAKE THE FREE WILL GOD GAVE THEM AND DO HORRIBLE THINGS. WE'D ALL BE CONTROLLED BOTS IF HE HADN'T GIVEN US THE FREEDOM TO CHOOSE HIM. JESUS IS THE WAY TO THE FATHER. THEY'RE NOT SEPARATE GODS.

Love how noone points out that you props. should READ the bible. He never said "No floods any more" but more like "No Whole-Earth-Covering-Killing-Whole-Humanity-Floods any more"....quote right, if you must! xD